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I Learned the Nerdy Cooking Secrets of Modernist Chefs—And You Can Too

You can cook food worthy of five-star restaurants, even if you’re the most inexperienced cook. You just need to throw a bit of money at your kitchen. It will be wasteful. It will be expensive as hell. But it will taste incredible. I know this because I tried it. I lived the Modernist Cuisine lifestyle. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Thinks Maybe it’s the Cheese?

The US division of McDonald's appears to have had some sort of public health related breakthrough, and is pushing forward with a plan to remove cheeseburgers from its Happy Meal menu because, perhaps, the cheese is the main problem. Read More >>

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Jeremy Corbyn Pledges To Investigate The Rising Cost Of Freddos

There's an old saying that you can judge the state of the economy based on the price of a Freddo. Cadbury's dirt-cheap cartoon frog bars are staple stock in corner shops across the country, and the price means they're ideal pocket money fodder. In the good old days of 2000 they were 10p each, but 18 years later they're an extortionate 25p. Luckily Jeremy Corbyn has promised to investigate this matter, which will no doubt make him universally loved by the UK population. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Laughs at Your Coffee Choices

McDonald's is laughing at food choices again, which is a bit rich for a company that's key product is not too far removed from drinking warm lard out of a bucket, but here we are. Its latest UK advert celebrates the addition of the Flat White coffee to its range of hot drinks, and it's selling this to the nation by... laughing at it? Read More >>

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Pancake Day: This Mathematical Formula Will Help You Make Perfect Pancakes

This article was originally posted on 9th February 2016. Read More >>

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The Amazon Echo Can Now Enlist Gordon Ramsay to Insult Your Food

If you've ever looked at Gordon Ramsay's Twitter account, you'll see that people can't stop asking him to assess the quality of their cooking. Most of the time he doesn't have very nice things to say, which only seems to spur people on. It can be tricky getting him to comment on your cooking, but now you can use the Amazon Echo and Alexa to do it for you. Read More >>

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Poundland’s Offering a Dirt-Cheap Three Course Valentine’s Day Meal Deal for Just £5

Expect to see a lot more stories like this over the course of the next week. We've already pointed out that Greggs, Wetherspoons, and one branch of McDonald's are all offering Valentine's Day meals, but there's an even tackier alternative out there: Poundland. Read More >>

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Doritos Plans “Low Crunch” Crisps for the Ladies

The current boss of brand behemoth PepsiCo has revealed a plan to attack the difficult world of what women eat when they allow themselves to, revealing that the company's Doritos crisps line is shortly to expand to feature several items created specifically for the ladies. Read More >>

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Skipping Greggs for McDonald’s Valentine’s Menu is Probably the Fastest Way to Get Dumped

Last week came with news that some unlikely places would have their own Valentine's Day meals  for couples who can't get tables at expensive fancy restaurants. Well step aside Greggs and Wetherspoons, because McDonald's is doing the same thing. Read More >>

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You Could Win the Chance to Own the World’s Most Expensive Jar of Marmite

The old saying goes that you can't be indifferent to Marmite, you either have to love it or despise it. It's a saying that became popular with terrible people to somehow justify their terrible behaviour, but now you could probably relate it to something else. Read More >>

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Knob Manufacturer Triggers Crisis for Knob-Throwing Event

A local knob throwing event is not going to take place this year, after the sole manufacturer of the knobs used decided not to supply the usual mountain of knobs. Read More >>

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Morrisons Just Launched a Yorkshire Pudding Pizza

In news that will likely make Italian cultural traditionalists vomit in disgust, Morrisons has just announced that it's putting a Yorkshire Pudding pizza on its shelves. No that's not a pizza with bits of Yorkshire Pudding on it, it's a pizza inside one giant Yorkshire Pudding. Read More >>

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Now Wetherspoons is Offering ‘Romantic’ Valentine’s Meals for the Low Price of £20

Earlier this week Greggs announced that it would be accepting Valentine's Day bookings at five locations, for couples who want to spend the evening together eating pasties and doughnuts. Now Wetherspoons has announced it's doing something similar, charging couples £20 for a romantic meal. Read More >>

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Local Poshos Say “Not In Our Lovely Gentrified Streets” to New McDonald’s Opening

Burger chain McDonald's is facing a protest in the tidy streets of Manchester's East Didsbury area, where the locals would rather it didn't open up one of those drive-through car window burger shops that are popular with the common man. Read More >>