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McDonald’s is Giving Away a Line of Fast Food-Themed Lounge Wear Tomorrow With Uber Eats Orders

McDonalds is getting into the fashion biz with the launch of a lounge wear range that actually looks half decent. Read More >>

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Rutland Doesn’t Want a McDonald’s

The small county of Rutland – which we spent about 30 years thinking was a joke place invented for a sitcom – is raging against the possibility of a branch of McDonald's opening within its boundaries for the first time. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Makes Another Attempt at Befriending Bees

The Swedish branch of McDonald's is having another go at rebranding itself as the saviour of the bees, and has expanded its range of insect havens to include a run of billboard adverts with integrated bee accommodation. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Is Giving Away Free McMuffins This Week

McDonald's is making your life better this week by giving you a free McMuffin with your morning coffee. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Doubles Down on Extended Breakfast Hours Proving There Is a God and He Likes a McMuffin

The golden arches will be serving breakfast for a little longer than usual at select stores across the country thanks to the success of its extended hours trial that kicked off in June. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Admits its Paper Straws Can’t be Recycled

McDonald's has been accused of scamming the nation with its environmentally friendly new paper straws, as it's emerged that the controversial new straws can't be recycled and staff have been told to put them directly into the bins. Whereas the old plastic drinks tubes could be recycled and may therefore have been better the for environment all along. What a chewed-up cardboard mess it has made of the whole situation. Read More >>

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McDonald’s is Bringing its Spicy McNuggets to the UK for a Limited Time Only Next Month

Does anyone else remember when KFC did those spicy chicken things? That dropped off the menu years ago? Well forget that - if you haven't already. McDonald's is rolling out some new spicy nugs complete with Tabasco sauce for your hot fix. Read More >>

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McDonald’s UK Starts Scaling Back the Happy Meal Plastic Tat

McDonald's is wondering if kids will still be so mad for reconstituted meats if they come with a book instead of a shite plastic Iron Man, and has begun the process of "scaling back" the amount of "hard plastic" it uses to lure irritating children in for sad birthday parties in franchises off popular A roads. Read More >>

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McDonalds and Burger King’s Kids Meal Toys Come Under Fire Because of Yet Another Petition

Supermarkets and fast food chains may be focusing their efforts on cutting down on packaging that the vast majority of their foodstuffs are wrapped in, but two kids want to refocus that energy on free plastic toys. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Announces It’s Switching McFlurries and Salads to Plastic-Free Pots This September

McDonald's has announced that it's switching out plastics for sustainable packaging options, overhauling McFlurry pots and salad boxes to cut its plastic waste by 485 metric tonnes every year. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Gets Rid of Shit McFlurry Flavours to Bring Back the Classic Smarties

McDonald's has split the nation this week, after it announced the impending removal of the Dairy Milk and Crunchie McFlurries from its dessert menu. But we all know Smarties is the best and it's making a comeback, so who cares? Read More >>

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McDonald’s is Trialling Extended Breakfast Hours and So Help Me if You Don’t Get Your Arse Down There

Miracles happen but once every few thousand years. First, there was that Jesus chap who pulled fish and bread out of his arse (metaphorically speaking) to feed the masses. And now McDonald's is taking up the mantle by serving breakfast until 11am. Read More >>

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UberEats and McDonald’s Argue Over Who Put Snail in Man’s Burger

Modern man Aiden Griffiths had a modern dinner delivered in modern style by UberEats yesterday, although his comfortable home dining experience was ruined by the discovery of a live snail enjoying the salad part of his delicious burger. Read More >>

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McDonald’s Builds Mini McDonald’s for Bees

Hey you. Stop being sad and angry about the composition of straws. McDonald's is a fun and caring youth brand, don't you know, so much so that it's capable of spending money on wacky stunts like building a micro-scale McDonald's building entirely for the use of bees, seeing as the bins outside its restaurants are already so supportive of local wasp communities. Read More >>

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McDonald’s UK Boss Says He Can Keep a Paper Straw Stiff for 30 Minutes

The boss of McDonald's UK has waded into papergate or strawgate or whatever type of #[word]gate it's currently embroiled in, and has told serious grown-up news reporters that he has, personally, kept a McDonald's paper straw rigid and usable while taking 30 minutes to enjoy one of his chain's tasty beverages. Read More >>