Hey Roku, Maybe User-Created Screensavers Are a Bad Idea

Humans can be wonderful. We can also be gross, horny, and prone to abusing any type of power given to us. Like, for instance, the ability to create Roku screensavers. Read More >>

Gender-Reveal Plane Crash Is Perfect Metaphor for Gender-Reveal Parties

The increasingly popular ritual that celebrates the misguided notion of the concept of gender continues to get dafter as expecting parents find new ways to risk lives and destroy property while telling their loved ones the gender they intend to assign their children upon birth. Read More >>

Woman Found Dead With A Python Around Her Neck in House Full of 140 Snakes

In a residence purportedly housing 140 other snakes, a woman from Indiana, USA was found dead Wednesday evening with an 8-foot-long python hanging around her neck. Read More >>

Here Are 2019’s Most Awful Halloween Costumes

Spooky times are back, and you know what that means: ‘Tis the season for bad Halloween costumes! Cosplay and nerd culture have become more mainstream and while that means some awesome costumes, so too do we see an increase in badly made knockoffs. Some of them are supposed to be “sexy,” others funny, but they usually end up just being plain bad. We’re looking at the worst of the worst of 2019. Read More >>

What’s a Fair Price for a Shrek Baby?

On an otherwise mild June morning, a woman was jogging by the ballfields and elm trees of Crocheron Park in Queens when she spotted something horrific: a tiny body lying lifeless in the grass. Read More >>

Maybe Don’t Sell Human Foetuses on Facebook, Even Super Old Ones

A U.S. woman is facing smuggling charges after allegedly attempting to sell and ship human foetal remains in violation of federal law. According to court records, she conducted much of her business over Facebook. Read More >>

Oh God, There’s So Much Blood

A family of seven in the US state of Iowa had the nightmarish experience of finding their basement had turned into Blood Ocean courtesy of the meatpacking plant next door, WHO-TV of Des Moines reported this week. Read More >>

Guy Gets DOOM Running on a McDonalds Cash Register

You think your gaming rig is impressive? Not anymore. Meet Ryan Edgar, a 19-year-old who has the wonderful honour of playing DOOM ... on a McDonalds register. Read More >>

ASOS Is Selling Useless Earbuds, But, Hey, They Kind of Look like AirPods

Love them or hate them, AirPods have quickly become an iconic flex among the millennial and Gen Z crowds. Apple’s wireless earbuds are a not-so-subtle way to broadcast you’ve got money to burn on their high sticker price and any subsequent replacements after you inevitably lose one of the ridiculously tiny buggers. Read More >>

Police Say Woman Bit Camel’s Balls: ‘The Camel Did Nothing Wrong’

If you had asked me yesterday if there is a circumstance in which you should bite a camel’s testicles, I would have said, “No, there is absolutely no reason anyone should ever bite a camel’s testicles.” Today, I’ve learned that indeed, there might be a good reason for just such an act. Read More >>

A Woman’s Toothache Remedy Left Her With Horrifying Blue Blood

A US woman's toothache ended up causing her a literal case of the blues, thanks to a bizarre reaction she had to pain medication. According to her doctors, the woman developed a rare and potentially life-threatening disorder that deprived her of precious oxygen and turned her blood dark blue. Read More >>

Woman Swallows 2.4-Carat Diamond Engagement Ring in Her Sleep

A woman with a history of sleepwalking claims a recent bad dream led to real-life nightmare. Read More >>

What is a Cryptid? The Gizmodo Guide to Undocumented and Unusual Beasts

Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, Australia the Bunyip and America, its Jersey Devil. All over the world you hear tales of mythical beasts, animals and monsters that might just exist, even if they're not scientifically recognised. From lake monsters to living dinosaurs to creatures straight out of myth — we're talking about cryptids. Read More >>

Large Underwater Observatory Disappears Without a Trace, Baffling Scientists

A large monitoring station used to gather important scientific data in the Baltic Sea has mysteriously vanished. Read More >>

Celebrate DOOM Eternal’s Impending Release With a Cold Glass of Cow Bone Vodka

What do you think of when you hear DOOM? Whatever you're thinking, it's probably not vodka and cow bones (we hope). Read More >>